the more you get the less you are.

pussyxboy:

why do people glorify bacon? its fucking gross 

geeses:

if you want my legs to be shaved every day then you can do it for me and ill see how long it takes for you to not care anymore

yungvoodooking:

me: *sigh* i wish i lived in the 50s

suddenly i am thrust 60s years before 2013 into 1953 and watch as my rights practically slip right out of my hands and i am forced to live in an even more war-obsessed, racist, homophobic, xenophobic, sexist society

but at least i have bettie page bangs and a poodle skirt

johnnydeppscock:

ronystart:

do you ever see the person you love do something really fucking ridiculous and you just watch and think “ah yes this is where i have laid my affections”

amenpenis:

cellphones have two brightness settings: “dim” and “the messiah is back”