Passing hot girls at bars a little business card that says “here’s my Minecraft server address, we’re building a giant bird”
thE KIDZ BOP VERSION OF THRIFT SHOP SAYS WALK UP IN THE CLUB LIKE WAT UP I’VE GOT A BIG HEART I CAN’T BRETHRE
im sorry… … i got some bad news… … . drinking tea doesn’t make you anymore intelligent or cultural. i know. take your time.
a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced
GoT collector’s covers for EW #1199